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TOP TEN KATHIE LEE'S PET PEEVES ABOUT REGIS
10. STRAINS MY MARRIAGE WITH HIS CLUMSY PASSES---AT FRANK
9. PREDICTED THAT MY LITTLE CODY WILL GROW UP TO BE A SERIAL
KILLER
8. ALWAYS BORROWING MY EYELINER WITHOUT ASKING
Top Ten interrupted by Regis, who tore up the Top Ten List. Letterman then
"made up" one on the spot...
TOP TEN SIGNS REGIS PHILBUN IS NUTS
10. HE'S ACTUALLY GONE ON ONE OF THOSE LAME CARNIVAL
CRUISES
9. KEEPS SHOWING UP FOR WORK IN FULL "CATS" MAKE-UP
8. ONE MINUTE YOU'RE HAVING A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION AND
THE NEXT MINUTE THE OLD COOT'S ON THE FLOOR DOING PUSH-UPS
7. RICHARD SIMMONS FOUND SMOTHERED UNDER A TWO-TON PILE
OF REGIS'S WORKOUT VIDEOS
6. WENT ON A HONEYMOON WITH MICHAEL AND LISA MARIE
5. CLAIMS THE CIA HAS BEEN SENDING SATELLITE BEAMS INTO HIS
PANTS
4. LAST WEEKEND SPOTTED NAKED IN CENTRAL PARK WITH
BOTTLE OF SCOTCH SCREAMING, "WHERE'S GELMAN?"
3. CONSTANTLY STANDING IN FRONT OF MOVING CARS
2. EVERY COUPLE YEARS, JUST FOR FUN, HE SWITCHES KATHIE LEE'S
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WITH TIC TACS
1. NEVER CHANGED HIS WEIRD-ASS NAME
Letterman Thursday October 6, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994